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THESE t-shirts are made of the finest quality cotton by an as-yet undiscovered tribe deep in the Amazonian rain forest. They are perfect for wearing, washing and cleaning your glasses, and come with the Planet Mut logo, catchline-thingy and web address emblazoned on the front in the blackest ink available to humankind. They have holes for your head and arms, seams, little tag things with washing instructions and come with a life-size cardboard cutout of Miss Norway*. They are also guaranteed to make you look two stone lighter and make members of the opposite sex jump into bed with you**.

*No they don't.

**No they aren't.

So if you'd like to adorn your no doubt magnificent physique with a Planet Mut t-shirt, pick a size from the list below, click the "Add to Cart" button and bob's your uncle. So easy my dad could do it.

SIZE CHART
S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXL
39"	41"	43"	45"	47"	49"