number 5: KRISTINE

ANOTHER tosser who decided that opening a Flikr account was beyond her, Kristine uses her page to announce she's got a baby called Hunter. Yes, Hunter.

Look, love, it's bad enough having my pics stolen by someone named after a Steven King novel, it's even more embarrassing when it's by someone who's named after a Steven King novel and who can't even tile a bloody background pic.

I didn't have the heart to use a photo of an aborted fetus, so Emric's chocolate logs make another appearance on the Interweb.