Number 2: BLAKE

THIS one has a touch of irony about it. I was in Britain and I'd just been to the pub where I was telling some of my mates about the whole "replacing dickhead's background with catshit" thing. I walked (staggered) back to my parents' house and decided to check the site stats. Lo and behold, there's another MySpace page in the list of referring sites and lo and even more behold, the sod's linking to one of my pics:

My dad's PC is set up so I can update Planet Mut when I'm visiting home, so it was a simple case of firing up Cute FTP, downloading the Emric poo pic, renaming it, uploading and voila:

Considering how pissed* I was I'm amazed it worked, and I went to sleep that night with a whimsical smile on my face.

*pissed = British slang for drunk.