number 17: MOPAR? MORE LIKE MO'POO

THE football's stopped but the hotlinking hasn't, as you might have guessed 'cos you're reading this. Robert is the latest victim to feel the wrath of Emric's ringpiece. Although he can string together more than five words at a time he's still hitting me for 550k every time his page is visited. Oh, and he likes Linkin Park, which is justification enough for replacing the flame background with poo.

That was easy enough. Right, I'm off for a slash.