madoc the cat

To a certain person who shall remain nameless, Madoc is the little kitten with the pink nose. But to me, he'll always be Madoc the Stupid Cat. And for some reason I've decided to waste a meg of server space on a page devoted to the little sod.

Madoc's always had a fascination with plastic bags and will try to get in them whenever he can. Maybe it's because plastic rhymes with spastic.

GET OFF MY SOFA!!

Madoc in his natuaral habitat - under the bed. We've had him for almost a year and I reckon he's spent about 11 months in total hiding under the bed.

Maddy with his favourite toy, a crappy rip-off Nemo I won at the Orange County Fair. Without a doubt the finest 50c I ever spent as it keeps the little git occupied.

"Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?"

Aged six weeks, Maddy gets ready for a life of sod all by having a kip.

Ev thought it would be a good idea to buy Madoc a Hallowe'en costume. Maddy didn't and got it off about 10 seconds after this photo was taken. My idea of nailing it to his head was met with a very violent reaction, for some reason.

Maddy with his toy collection. He's actually petrified of the Spiderman, meaning I throw it in his general direction at least twice a week.

Even I'll admit that this picture is cute. Taken with the camera set to six megapixels, facing north and lightly oiled.

You can imagine my disappointment when I realised he hadn't dropped dead on top of my printer.