Easy credit! All we need is your name, address, kneecaps and first-born son.

According to Babelfish, "¡Preparese para Ahorra!" means "Preparese to save!" and "1-800-400-8877" means "Hello, you're through to the complaints department and are currently 178th in line. Please hold for an operator."

"Shop in Huntington Park. More shops than a shopping mall". Yep, and more muggers than Shepherd's Bush and Brixton combined.

We actually had a discussion in work as to what the hell "City of Perfect Balance" actually means. We came to the conclusion that it means a marketing firm probably got paid a lot of money for about five minutes' work.

Come to Pegasus's Music, where we have CDs by The Ramones's, Nine Inch Nails's, Cypress's Hill and The Beatles's.

Is it me, or is the economy of these places dependent on people driving cars that break down a lot?

The residential streets don't look too bad, it's just a shame about the shitholes they're stuck in.

Is it the railway that's one way??