After taking two dumps in the kitchen and one on the bedroom carpet, Emric redeems himself by going all cute.

Have fun, Emmy - once your nads come off you'll just get fat and lazy like Madoc.

Madoc and Emric face off around Clanger's cage. I'll give you three guesses who won this. And the first two don't count.

You have no idea how tempted I was. And it would have been so easy to have blamed Madoc.

Emmy, fascinated by his own reflection, can't see the horror unfolding in front of him.

Emric's about to discover that the small brown thing living in the cage has very sharp teeth.

Emric has a kip to relax after a hard day's sleeping.

Emric pauses for a second to wonder if his arse needs licking.

Emric shows Madoc just how much he loves him.

Emric risks his life to listen out for Maddy's farts.

The gayest cats in the village.