Prat meets cat. Madoc's been a bit ambivalent towards Emric; sometimes he hisses at him and other times he just ignores him, so I knew it would be interesting to see what was going to happen when they were trapped in the bedroom together.

But it never occured to me that Maddy might try to eat Emric. At least that's what I thought from my angle. Luckily for Emric, a parrot two miles away squawked and Madoc legged it.

Suddenly realising that he hasn't licked his arse for at least 38 seconds, Emmy dives in for another go.

On the point of starvation - after not having eaten for 15 minutes - Emric tries to gnaw his own foot off.

Possibly the only cat in the apartment that I don't want to shave and burn.

Emmy discovers he can climb up the bookcase but hasn't worked out how to get back down again.

Although Madoc knows about Clanger the rat, Emric doesn't. But if he keeps trying to find out what lives in the cage and squeaks he soon will.

Emric has the attention span of a five-year-old with ADD; three seconds after this pic, he was back to playing with his ball of paper.

Madoc gets ready to move in for the kill.

Madoc and Emric give a demonstration of why it's important to have the right shutter speed.

I'm sure this is illegal.