CONGRATULATIONS on making it this far. By now you should have all the main ingredients necessary to make the perfect bacon sarnie. If you want to practice mashing the bread down, now's the time to grab a couple of spare slices and give it a go.

Ready now? Off we go...

Step 1: Put a slice of bread (either one, it doesn't matter) on the plate.

Step 2: Douse bread with HP Sauce.

Step 3: Add the bacon. Remember, you're not serving this at a formal dinner, so just slap it on.

Step 4: Add more HP Sauce.

Step 5: Place other slice of bread on top.

Step 6: Mash down with palm of hand.

Step 7: Wash down with a mug of tea.